…From the top of a parking garage
#Snail with a Filter
Can we all take a minute to appreciate how much less awkward being on the bus is thanks to the internet?
I think I might just start giving myself the screen name Hot tea. Mainly because it sounds like Hottie without the ego.
I enjoy wordplay. — drinking tea.
“So how much are you?”
My automatic response to an awkward tongue slip:
“The drink is 4.19, but I am priceless thank you for asking.”
And of course, it would be a Naked drink at that.
So if I wake up early with the intention of studying, and end up browsing the internet and creating some really silly dances instead, can I still count my day as productive?
#Mydancesareprettynifty #notreally #darnitbrainworkbeforenoon
I don’t know what I was expecting from a bag of baby carrots at one in the morning. But I feel strangely disappointed.
Ordering Almond Joy Bubble tea with extra joy,because you can’t do that kind of thing with the candy bar.
According to Wiki Freud’s middle name is Schlomo. I think this explains everything.
Dear Guys with Beards,
I may or may not see you as attractive,but I will appreciate your face as art.
Someone without a beard.
I don’t know to feel about this “after-programming glow” I have going for me after a few days straight of working on this project.
Computer Programming Problems
Mary Poppin’s Advice: when words cant convey how you feel , make up a word and then proceed to make a song based off of it.
With 360 friends on Facebook, I can (Facebook)officially say I have a full circle of friends
Fact of the day: Long periods of summer vacation in college is called unemployment
I don’t know if anyone else has this problem, but exercising with my dogs in the room is a pain in the butt and so I decided to amass a list and let the world know why it is a bad idea.
First of all they judge you.They may not speak people, but that doesn’t mean they’re any good at hiding their emotions. They know the movements mimicked from the TV are strange.And you know this fact primarily by the awkward staring ,and the look of confusion that comes with the first few minutes of the workout. If you weren’t feeling subconscious about working out by tape before, now there is a reason staring back at you.
Second of all, They try to take the mat. Every. Damn. Time. They need a cushiony place for their butt, and their bed is already claimed.They want the new stuff, the yoga mats with their “super cozy” placemat feel.I understand they know the downward and upward dog yoga positions, but sometimes you know they just want it to sleep on. For me it, it got to be a point where they see it as a challenge now to get the mat. One dog tries to eat it, while the other sneakily backs up on to the mat, as if I wouldn’t notice a anything suspicious on a 5 by 2 mat. Working out with the mat means your dog will want to steal it.
Third off, you will want to pet them. You could be doing squats, or crunches, or even a combination of the two, your dog will walk in front of you and you will end up petting them. For example, I went to my room for a water break for a few minutes and when I came out two of my three dogs were camping out in front of my door. With two thirds majority, dogs would rather be loved than watch you do weird motions that confuse them.
And Finally, they will never want to work out with you. They don’t understand videos, they don’t understand fitness. They are dogs and will look cute regardless of how much they weigh in kibbles and bits.
Deal with it.